"If fate were truly predestined, then Earth would serve no purpose. The fact that we are here at all is the single best proof of free will."
~me

I turn into Britney Spears when doused with cold water.

Final Fantasy Tactics, defender and playmate of little girls, freaking people out, illuminating the darkened temples of conservatism with the bright shining light of liberalism, finding new foods to try, buying the new foods I find, trying the new foods I buy, giving the new food to the porcelain idol tomorrow morning, and generally typing more than I need to.